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More Reasons Why David Letterman Wears White Socks

 July 28, 2008 Some time back I wrote and article on this subject. However, Letterman says his socks are not white. Well, they look white on my television set. They must look white to others too or why would he ..

Funny Feeding Silly Slogans For Bibs and Burp Cloths

 July 27, 2008 Much like anything else in a new parent's life, feeding your child can be quite the task. However, why not make this stressful time into a fun time; by obtaining a couple sassy bibs as a drop cloth ..

The Diary of an Unborn Child

 July 27, 2008 Thank you for taking the time to read this diary of an unborn baby, this is not by any means completely truthful; however is intended to shine a little humor during this tiring time for any parent. ..

Rue De La Pompe A Satiric Urban Fantasy by James Earle ..

 July 27, 2008 Let me start this review by saying that I certainly read a lot. Between my reading for work and reading for pleasure, I probably average at least 150 books a year. And since I've been doing this for ..

Moving Mother Nightmares

 July 24, 2008 I knew she wasn't prepared. Now, to my horror, we sit in a dirty little hotel room and she's left me laden with the stomach-whirling truth. "You haven't found a place to live, Mother?" I asked. ..

Invest Yourself

 July 21, 2008 When life is complete, what is the legacy you want to leave behind? One of policy, plans, procedures and rules? Or, do you want a to leave a legacy that represents your true self? If your answer is ..

How Hot Is It? 10 Funny Ways to Tell How Hot it Really Is

 July 20, 2008 Well, the dog days of summer are here, but even some dogs don't believe it. I've had several of them come up to me and say, “Hey, what's up with the heat?" I don't know. I don't usually talk ..

Top Motivational Speakers Techniques They Use to Captivate an ..

 July 20, 2008 It is no secret that motivational speakers who are successful can really enjoy a wonderful career as a result. Besides being able to be your own boss, you get to make money doing what you ..

Night at the Beach

 July 18, 2008 I was sitting on the beach and happened to notice the sun. It was setting, and it was both colorful and awe-inspiring. I decided to walk toward the sun to touch it; I stopped short, however, struck ..

To Save the World, Bugs Bunny Must Rule It

 July 18, 2008 The World needs a change of leadership, and I believe that Bugs Bunny is just the person for the job. I realize we already have a gang of crazy animals watching over us and ready to pounce: ..

Dirty Harry Potter

 July 15, 2008 Fade in: Ext Cave Entrance-Night SPFX: Thunder, lightning and high winds surround this cave entrance. Announcer (Gruff Voice) In a world filled with dark doom and nefarious beasts with two heads. . ..

On Snooker

 July 14, 2008 Some years ago I traveled to England several times a year. To return home, I would catch the train out of Stoke-on-Trent to London to fly out of Heath Row. Occasionally, Dave Harold would be on the ..

Top Ten List of Fandom Hottness

 July 13, 2008 This article is going out especially for my fellow lady gamers, geeks, and nerds. I've taken it upon myself to make my first Top Ten List of Fandom Hotness. But this list is not just for the chicks. ..

Employment Handbook Humor

 July 09, 2008 DRESS CODE It is advised that you come to work dressed according to your Salary. If we see you wearing $350 Prada sneakers &carrying a $600 Gucci Bag, we assume you are doing well financially and ..

Top 10 Board Games We Secretly Hate

 July 07, 2008 Everyone loves board games, right? Right? I mean, we all have fond memories of playing with our kids, parents, Uncles, Aunts and friends, don't we? Actually, when you stop and think about it, you ..

Hooked on Junk

 July 07, 2008 Okay, I admit it. I was hooked. I was addicted. I couldn't help myself. I'd see one and it's as if an uncontrollable urge took my steering wheel and steered me into it. I'm talking about, of course, ..

The Dairy Queen Conspiracy

 July 06, 2008 Some people sit around wondering how things get done, while others engineer a plan. It has been said that necessity is the mother of invention, but there is another mom that is equally powerful. . . ..

Signs That it is Time to Clean Your Fridge

 July 05, 2008 I am by no means a neat person. This list is from my own vast personal experience with the messes. You may have your own. However, if you are organizationally challenged, you WILL relate to this ..

Toothless Wonder

 July 04, 2008 Well okay. After having kept my two front teeth intact for decades, I discovered an amazing secret. One wrong bite hitting a hidden menace (a piece of bone) can make you feel young again - yep! About .

The Rockets Red Glare May Be Chinese

 July 01, 2008 Wearing a pith helmet and brandishing a blunderbuss, Marshbaum burst into my office and ordered me to the floor. I looked at my faux friend and media foil, about to ask him what his latest scheme ..

Top 10 Ways to Tell Your Marriage Wont Work

 June 30, 2008 Someone once said that the number one cause for divorce is marriage. This could be true. The divorce rate in this country is now fifty per cent. That's right; one in two marriages will end in ..

Avoid the Funny Bomb

 June 30, 2008 Are you naturally funny? Do you leave your audience rolling on the floor? Or have you every made a “Funny Bomb?" I titled this article "Avoid the Funny Bomb" because I want you to learn from ..

My Trip to the DMV

 June 30, 2008 One of the first orders of business one needs to take care of when moving to California is to get a California driver's license and California plates. I had reserved a full day for this endeavor, ..

Pet Jokes and Animal Stories My Top 15 Favorite

 June 26, 2008 I design pet memorial photo jewelry and many days I find myself comforting those who have lost a pet so dear to them. Whenever I get the chance I like to give myself a laugh or cheery thought. I ..

Econ 101 The $1 McDonalds Menu

 June 26, 2008 I hadn't eaten at McDonald's for several months; I have lost 20lbs in the past seven weeks; I decided yesterday that I had earned myself the privilege of a one cheeseburger meal for lunch. Not a two ..

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