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Car Phones - Friend Or Foe

The other day I was sitting in my car at a traffic light, minding my own business, listening to a J. J. Jackson tune on the radio, when I noticed the guy in the RX-7 next to me was talking on his car .
(August 27, 2008)
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The Three Bears Unplugged

When I was a little boy, my dad was busy working three jobs to support his family. He worked as a fireman, on his days off he would repair boats down by the riverside and in the evenings, he would ..
(June 16, 2008)
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10 George Carlin Sayings

We've lost a comedy legend. George Carlin died of heart failure. He was 71. He loved playing with words. It was his legacy. You heard it on his albums, saw him perform them on his HBO concerts and ..
(June 23, 2008)
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10 Fun Ways to Annoy Beachgoers

Going to the beach can make for a pretty boring day. You lay on a beach blanket until the sun bakes the first two layers of skin off of you and then you go for a dip in the water. Pretty mundane ..
(June 24, 2008)
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Top 10 Ways to Tell Your Marriage Wont Work

Someone once said that the number one cause for divorce is marriage. This could be true. The divorce rate in this country is now fifty per cent. That's right; one in two marriages will end in ..
(June 30, 2008)
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Top 20 Beach Boys Songs

It's summertime. That means it's time to wax up the old surfboard and take the old “woody" down to the beach and enjoy the sounds of summer. And what would the sounds of summer be without great .
(July 02, 2008)
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Hooked on Junk

Okay, I admit it. I was hooked. I was addicted. I couldn't help myself. I'd see one and it's as if an uncontrollable urge took my steering wheel and steered me into it. I'm talking about, of course, ..
(July 07, 2008)
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Dirty Harry Potter

Fade in: Ext Cave Entrance-Night SPFX: Thunder, lightning and high winds surround this cave entrance. Announcer (Gruff Voice) In a world filled with dark doom and nefarious beasts with two heads. . ..
(July 15, 2008)
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How Hot Is It? 10 Funny Ways to Tell How Hot it Really Is

Well, the dog days of summer are here, but even some dogs don't believe it. I've had several of them come up to me and say, “Hey, what's up with the heat?" I don't know. I don't usually talk ..
(July 20, 2008)
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3 Ways to Spot a Tourist

The Memorial Day weekend is behind us and you know what that means. It means they need to come up with a way to make the Tuesday after Memorial Day a holiday, too. Write your Congressman today, ..
(May 28, 2008)
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10 Not So Famous Quotes

Throughout the years, there have been many unforgettable quotes by famous statesmen, heads of industry, and game show hosts. Who will ever forget John F. Kennedy's inaugural speech where he said, ..
(May 15, 2008)
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The Day I Broke Up With Rachel Ray

I'm not speaking to Rachel Ray anymore. As far as I'm concerned, she's dead to me. Dead. Do you hear me? Here's why: While recovering from triple bypass, open heart surgery a few years ago, I found ..
(April 29, 2008)
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What The Health Is Going On?

In these days where there are health care benefits that only few can afford, (those being state lottery winners, captains of industry and Bill Cosby) let us extend our helping hand to three people ..
(April 16, 2008)
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10 Worst Pick-Up Lines Ever

Being a single guy isn't easy these days. In the long run, it's always the woman who makes the final decision as to whether or not anything is going to happen. Using the correct pick-up line to ..
(April 24, 2008)
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8 Unusual Television Channels

Hungry for entertainment? Tired of the same old, same old? Then call your cable company today and order The Fish Channel. It's true, and it's popular. The whole premise is a television camera focused .
(April 14, 2008)
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5 Fun Things To Do On An Elevator

Technology is an amazing thing, isn't it? Just look at the advances technology has made over the years. We have picture within a picture television, which is good if you can focus on more than one ..
(March 18, 2008)
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10 Ways To Tell If You've Had Too Much To Drink

It's getting to be that wonderful time of the year when celebrating can sometimes get out of hand. Let's face it, we all do it; you know, party hearty. Do you know your limitations? Here are the top ..
(March 18, 2008)
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Jury Duty - You Have the Right to Remain Comatose

I recently had an experience that could only be described as uplifting and challenging; something that made me proud to be an American. Yes, I was summoned for jury duty. (Isn't “duty" a funny ..
(April 03, 2008)
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10 Ways to Tell You're Getting Older

A funny thing happened to me when I turned forty. I noticed hair growing out of my ears. At first, I didn't pay much attention to it, but as the weeks went by, it began looking like spiders were ..
(March 27, 2008)
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Advice For The June Groom

I saw my first robin of Spring yesterday. . . two guys held up a Seven-Eleven. (Rim shot. ) But, yes, it is Spring and that means bright sunshine, colorful flowers and a young man's fancy turns to. . .
(March 24, 2008)
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Academy Awards Not Handed Out

Well, the Academy Awards were handed out on February 24th and what a night it was. Unfortunately, I didn't win the award for best screenplay category. (It has been brought to my attention that it is ..
(February 26, 2008)
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Super Bowl XLII And Gym Class

A bunch of us guys were sitting around the office this morning, on one of our many unauthorized coffee breaks, discussing the more macho topics of the world, including how much tarragon to use in ..
(February 27, 2008)
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The Eyes Have It

The rumor is true. The myth has been confirmed. The first thing to go on your body when you turn forty is. . . your eyesight. (Openings like that tend to make the editor extremely nervous. ) But, to ..
(February 27, 2008)
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10 Things Women Hate To Hear In Bed

With the tremendous popularity of “10 Things Guys Hate To Hear In Bed", I felt it only fair that the ladies get a chance to have their say. After all, there just may be a chance that guys might .
(March 04, 2008)
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Horoscopes - An Astrological Scam

Feeling mildly despondent over a recent one pound gain, after meticulously following my diet to a tee, I happened to come across the astrological forecast section of a local newspaper. Not being a ..
(March 11, 2008)
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