Funny quotes to live by are the secret of life. You make your friends feel welcome and at home. If you do that honestly, the rest takes care of itself. These friendship quotes will sure help you it this task.
Friendship is like money, easier made than kept.
I gather strength from life's storms.
Friends are people who borrow my books and set wet glasses on them.
I’m a classic example of all humorists — only funny when I’m working.
If life begins at 40, what are you supposed to do until then?
Funny quotes to live by - Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, you’ll be a mile away and you’ll have their shoes.
I don’t know what the key to success is, but the key to failure is trying to please everyone.
Real life is just so unlike theory.
Friendship quotes - Be awfully nice to them going up, because you’re going to meet them all coming down
Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate.
When you wish upon a shooting star, all your dreams will come true. Unless the star is really a meteor about to destroy the earth. Then, you’re pretty much dead no matter what you wish for. Unless it’s death by meteor.
Funny quotes to live by - College is a place to keep warm between high school and an early marriage.
Because you mean a lot to me, when you cry, ill cry, when you laugh, ill laugh, when you jump out a window, i'll laugh again. .
Laughter is the shortest distance between two friends.
No man is an island, entire of itself; every man is a piece of the continent.
I choose not to project my past onto my future.
A man's friendships are, like his will, invalidated by marriage, but they are also no less invalidated by the marriage of his friends.
Coming together is a beginning; keeping together is progress; and working together is success.
Friendship quotes - I’ve always said that in politics, your enemies can’t hurt you, but your friends will kill you
Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of the people I killed because they were annoying.
Marriage is a sort of friendship recognized by the police.
Of a gentleman who is frivolous none stand in awe, nor can his learning be sound. Make faithfulness and truth thy masters: have no friends unlike thyself: be not ashamed to mend thy faults.
You can tell more about a person by what he says about others than you can by what others say about him.