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Funny Retirement Poems


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Retirement can be a very tough time for most people - even if you have made sure that you are financially secure, you still cannot be happy. You might have thought that the freedom and the relaxation might be just what you wanted, but in all likelihood, you will be disappointed.

For anybody who has been active for years, to be told one fine day that you have basically nothing to do, it can be very difficult. This might start giving you some moody fits even before your retirement dinner party, and this is only natural. However, you can start to alleviate this mood right from the time of your retirement dinner party.

After all, a party is mean to be fun - so go prepared. As part of your retirement dinner party speech, say a few funny retirement poems. Yes, this is why you must go prepared - you have to sit down and see if you can write a few funny retirement poems! Now, after you have written few, you will want to test the waters a bit before you can actually read them out aloud. This means - a blog. You can create a blog and upload a few of your funny retirement poems and see what the responses are.

Once you do this, you will see that there are other blogs like yours, maybe a few with even some funny retirement poems, like yours. This is a great way to start building a small network of people on the net - after all, it is never too late to find people who think and feel the same way that you do!

Once you do this and get a few responses, you can improve your own work and make sure that people read them. So, to do all of this, you have to start getting to work on your funny retirement poems at least a month before your retirement dinner party.

You will soon see that this is an interesting pastime, which you might like to pursue. Now that you have time to think, a blog is also the ideal place to jot down some of your thoughts and see if there are like-minded people out there - and there are bound to be plenty.

So, in one fell swoop, you will have solved quite a few of your problems - you will have found something that will keep you occupied once you have retired, you will have found a way to make the best retirement dinner party speech ever, and you will have found a few new friends! Retirement need not be that bad.

Katie Appleby is an accomplished niche website developer and author. To learn more about retirement , please visit You Retired for current articles and discussions.


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