Humorous Quotes by Children
Jack had been the one who wanted to know everything from as soon as he was able to put sentances together. At the age of 3, he was able to hold an intelligent conversation with an adult, here are some of the explainations to his unbelievible questions. . .
If you have a boy, you will know we all have names for their private part. We called it a Mickey. My son came out and said Mummy why does my mickey stick up? I replied with a quick answer Oh It means you need a wee, (he was only 2y 6 months at the time). He accepted this. 12 months later as he was sitting on the toilet, I was in the kitchen he called to me mummy tell me again why my mickey sticks up? By this time he was back on the sofa watching TV. I repeated what I told he previous, only this time the explaination did not satisfy him, as he replied, well sometimes my mickey sticks up when I see girls on TV, and I dont need to wee? I said oh I dont know then. At bedtime him and his brother who was 9 at the time, were lying in bed, I was in the next room and could hear them. He began to say Joel does your mickey stick up when you see girls on TV? (Knowing my answer could not be possible)…
He was quiet serious in wanting to know the answer , His brother who was shocked by this jumps out the bed and says Mum did you hear what he said , but I was laughing at his suprise and his brother couldnt understand why we thought It was so funny.
One night my son had just played football, myself and his father and his brother Jack, boarded the bus home. As they sat next to one another, a drunken man was sitting behind them, he was a drunk and singing and moaning about the football, our city Is Liverpool and that Is our club . Manchester United is our rival and hated very serious by one another, I mean really.
They had just played and were beaten by our rivals, this is what the man was rambling about. He noticed my sons football kit and began to say what team did he support? He was a bit weary of getting into conversation with the man, but replied Liverpool. The man began to ramble on with his views, When my younger child Jack who didnt know , Said guess who I support to the man , who for a minute stopped going on to listen said who? Jack said Man united, his brothers face was a picture saying shut up jack. Me and his Dad and other passengers were in hysterics laughing, while Joel Is saying you dont, Jack is saying I do, the drunken man didnt speak a word the rest of the journey.