I cannot imagine the look on the faces of those billion-dollar-a-year company executives when I reveal the “secret" of eradicating ACNE once and for all. And I don't want to. For too many years now these people have been feeding on the embarrassment and anguish of desperate victims. But now, that age is almost at an end. Try to imagine - no more topical lotions or ointments. Gone will be the days of dangerous and side-effect laden medications and ridiculously ineffective appliances these vultures grow fat on. Yes fellow Geeks, rejoice.
I'm writing this article for several reasons. First: This is something I have been thinking about now for a good long while. However, I didn't know how to begin to make this information known. Then, at the tender age of 47 I began taking computer classes and discovered an outlet that was quick and inexpensive. Secondly: By this time in my life, I thought someone else would have figured it out by now. And finally, I, too, am a victim of this “scourge" and I want to try and help keep others from having to go through the agony.
Now, to begin with, THIS IS NOT AN ADVERTISEMENT. I do, however, intend to make some money off this thing. Not much, but you don't just give something like this away. Because think of it. When I tell you, you'll tell a friend, who'll tell a friend, who'll tell a friend, etc. This is something you can absolutely do for yourself - no special diets, no vitamins, no medications whatsoever - no nothing! So when I let the cat out of the bag, I'll be out of business.
But as I said, my main motivation is not money. It's to help people prevent and overcome this demon. Now I haven't presented a sales pitch, or applied any pressure tactics, nor any other of the sales gimmicks that admen employ. I will tell you this though, this is the first, an introductory if you will, in a series of articles and/or up-dates I will submit to keep you Geeks informed. Those who are interested enough any way. And as soon as the cash begins to amass, I will begin to make known the things I learned as a young man. I still have some pits and scarring, but I haven't had an outbreak since I was 18 years old.
For you Geeks who want more information, you can contact me at the address below. I'm considering opening my own web site for this purpose, but I don't know how - yet! But I'll learn. In the meantime, I'll let you know that this won't be a “set-fee" thing. Anyone who wants to participate can give as much or as little as they want. And when my goal is met, I will reveal all things. And this is no guarantee, but if anything happens to me - not to worry - I have it all on a flash drive. Leave an Email address or a web site and I will try my best to get back to you. More later Geeks.
Mr. Tulip is a former U. S. Army soldier, rhythm & blues saxman, house painter, babysitter, temporary and general laborer, drunkard, and all-around-jack-of-most-trades. Currently he is studying Microsoft Office programs and Medical Terminology at the local technical college.
Email me at: “The Head Geek" - email@example.com