Already on ArticleSlash?

Forgot your password? Sign Up

Download movie Jonah Hex 2010 | Download Jonah Hex Full Movie

 


Visitors: 274
 1 vote

In Jonah Hex, Josh Brolin stars as the title's anti-hero, a Confederate soldier-turned-bounty hunter who, after being convinced by the United States government, looks to stop a madman (John Malkovich) with a weapon capable of destroying the country. Oh, and Megan Fox stars as a prostitute with absolutely no backstory whatsoever.

Jonah Hex 2010In another world, Jonah Hex would be an R-rated action extravaganza chock full of hardcore violence that a story such as this deserves. Instead, in this reality, Josh Brolin somehow finds himself in a disjointed 77-minute borefest that is far more laughable than exciting or just plain watchable. To say that this movie is bad is an understatement, but what do you expect with a movie so short? There's a reason that movies usually clock in at around 90 minutes or more. It is extremely difficult to craft a story – or a good one at least – within such a tight time frame.

The most infuriating part about the length of the movie is the fact that there was plenty of material that was simply brushed over. If you've never read the comics (which I haven't), good luck figuring out what is going on during the cheesy comic book-esque prologue, or the first fifteen minutes in general. Instead of skimming over these fine details – including a very important one that sort of attempts to explain Jonah Hex's ability to communicate with the dead – how about just showing them?

Length wasn't the only problem with Jonah Hex, but it certainly starts that slippery slope that leads to a terrible movie. The writing is rushed, with lame one-liners capping off pedestrian fight scenes. I would attempt to joke about Megan Fox's performance, but her role suffers the most in all of this. Before the final showdown of the movie, she appears in about three scenes, and barely does anything in those. Now, her performance could have been so bad that parts of it had to be cut, which is entirely possible, but she is literally just a prostitute who loves Jonah Hex. There is no explanation as to how the two know each other or why she loves him so much.

Download Jonah Hex Full Movie here

It really is too bad that Jonah Hex turned out the way that it did; there were hints that it could have been so much better. With such a good cast, despite whatever reservations you might have towards Megan Fox, it's amazing that it ended up being so…boring. But with the overall disappointment this entire flock of summer movies have brought on moviegoers, maybe we should have expected this.

(475)

Article Source:


 
Rate this Article: 
 
Feel free to download your favorite Daddy Longlegs movie- full movie
Rated 2.0 / 5
based on 1 vote
ArticleSlash

Related Articles:

Download movie Remember Me 2010 | Download Remember Me Full Movie

by: Marta Sky (June 28, 2010) 
(Arts and Entertainment/Movies TV)

Download movie Get Him to the Greek 2010 | Download Get Him to the Greek Full ..

by: Marta Sky (June 21, 2010) 
(Arts and Entertainment/Movies TV)

Download movie Toy Story 3 2010 | Download Toy Story 3 Full Movie

by: Marta Sky (June 24, 2010) 
(Arts and Entertainment/Movies TV)

Download movie Marmaduke 2010 | Download Marmaduke Full Movie

by: Marta Sky (June 24, 2010) 
(Arts and Entertainment/Movies TV)

Download movie When in Rome 2010 | Download When in Rome Full Movie

by: Marta Sky (June 28, 2010) 
(Arts and Entertainment/Movies TV)

Download movie Predators 2010 | Watch online Predators Full Movie

by: Marta Sky (August 20, 2010) 
(Arts and Entertainment/Movies TV)

Download movie Despicable Me 2010 | Watch online Despicable Me Full Movie

by: Marta Sky (August 20, 2010) 
(Arts and Entertainment/Movies TV)

Download movie Robin Hood 2010 | Download Robin Hood Full Movie

by: Marta Sky (June 19, 2010) 
(Arts and Entertainment/Movies TV)

Download Grown Ups Movie New released 2010 Movie Online

by: Mukesh Varma (June 21, 2010) 
(Arts and Entertainment/Movies TV)

Feel free to download your favorite Daddy Longlegs movie- full movie

by: Mukesh Varma (May 14, 2010) 
(Arts and Entertainment)